Thursday, March 7, 2013

Top 10 Blog Spam

A few months ago I changed the settings on the blog to allow people to comment. I mentioned how this change makes it easier to get normal comments on the blog as well as spam. I've been trying to keep up on the spam comments and delete them when they come. Usually its just some random person, with terrible English grammar, who is trying to get a link to their website. I get a few new ones each day and sometimes they really make me laugh. Especially how most end off speaking in German. It really changes the tone of their comments from flattering to frightening. I decided to pool together my Top 10 and share them with you all.

10. I quite like reading through a post that can make men and women think. Also, many thanks for permitting me to comment! Here is my site steinzeit ernährung
          I felt bad deleting this spam. He thanked me that he could comment, and then I didn't allow it to last. Sorry bud.

9. This is a topic that is close to my heart... Cheers! Exactly where are your contact details though? My webpage wordpress programmierung
          It is close to my heart as well. I am glad we both share an interest in Romania. My contact details are in the above tab, which says "Contact Us".

8. Wow! At last I got a webpage from where I know how to actually obtain helpful data regarding my study and knowledge.
          I'm sorry for this kid who considers me an authoritative source on whatever subject he is looking at. Unless his area of "study and knowledge" is longboarding, or Romania, I really am not sure how I am helping him, and why he can't find other helpful websites.

7. I am regular reader, how are you everybody? This article posted at this web site is truly pleasant. My site: anleitung lenkmatten
            This one is just insulting how little he tried to hide the fact that he was only trying to link to his own website. I deleted it with relish (as in delight, and not the pickle thing)!

6. Hello there! This post couldn't be written any better! Reading through this post reminds me of my previous roommate! He always kept talking about this. I most certainly will forward this article to him. Fairly certain he's going to have a good read. I appreciate you for sharing! my site - paläoernährung
          I am glad I could make this individual feel nostalgic about his past roommate, and that I could facilitate contact between them again. I'll have to meet this roommate who was always talking about the subject of Romanian orphans and longboarding, I think we would get along great!

5. What's up, this weekend is good for me, because this occasion i am reading this impressive educational piece of writing here at my house.
          I started reading this and wondered if, in my blog post, I had invited people to join me that weekend, and he was replying that he was available. Upon closer inspection I decided he was saying that this weekend is good for him because he is reading an impressive educational piece of writing (i.e. my blog of course). I made this guy's weekend awesome.

4. I always emailed this weblog post page to all my associates, as if like to read it after that my contacts will too
           This....just...makes no sense.

3. This design is spectacular! You certainly know how to keep a reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost... HaHa!) Excellent job. I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it. Too cool! my weblog :: lose weight diet
           Why thank you! I'm blushing, but...wait...if my blog's awesomeness almost persuaded you to start your own blog...then why do you post about your dieting blog at the end of your comment? I'm confused...

2. Thankfulness to my father who stated to me on the topic of this website, this web site is actually amazing. my web site; wordpress design erstellen
            Well I say "Thankfulness" to your father as well. I'm glad he "stated" such a quality reader as yourself on my blog.

1. I constantly spent my half an hour to read this website's articles every day along with a mug of coffee. My blog; steinzeitdiät
"Read fast....I only have my half an hour...."
           This one is my favorite. However I do feel bad for this person who must be stuck in some sort of slave labor and only has one half hour a day to call his own. I'm glad that, along with his cup of coffee, he finds my blog to be worthy of this small precious time he has. Bless you sir...bless you.

Well.... that was fun. In all seriousness I want to thank everybody for their comments, specifically the real comments I receive. Its nice to have someone sincerely read a post and then have something they want to say about it. Thanks all.


Lorissa Shumway said...

Mason, I'm glad we're cousins. Haha, you are witty, and....blah blah blah... Here's my website... :D just kidding!

Mason said...

Hahaha. That was clever Lorissa. I'm glad we're cousins too!